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Church elder sentenced for exorcism death
Whew… I sure am glad CNN found another accurate, non-sensational presentation of Christians to put in their “Top News Stories”. I mean, I would hate it if they had to mention those rare individuals among us who aren’t going about exorcising, murdering and abusing other people. Heaven forbid they have to cover uninteresting things like the millions of dollars spent on helping feed, cloth and raise young people in other countries, or the masses of people who find peace and purpose in the salvation and personal redemption in the change Christ works in their lives. God help us if they were to share with people the morality and hope found in the good news of Jesus Christ - a saviour who loves and forgives us and changes our lives.
You know, I’m just thankful for an objective and responsible news service that strives to report the truth. Crooked politicians, biased homosexual activists, baby-murdering abortionists, and convicted criminals just get a bad wrap. It’s these Christians that really cause all the problems. Keep up the good work.
